slightlyryanross
whenallicouldsingwassadsongs:

Actually, Jon, the milk was nice.
Actually, Jon, the poor groomsbride is not a whore, she’s a very nice lady.
Actually, Jon, I have heard of closing the goddamn door.
Actually, Jon, I don’t want to take a vacation.
Actually, Jon, there is a good reason these tables are numbered, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
Actually, Jon, I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch and a better fuck than Brendon.
Actually, Jon, it’s not time to dance.
Actually, Jon, it’s better if you don’t.
Actually, Jon, the song was originally called Ryan Smiles. 
Actually, Jon, this is the shittest wedding I’ve ever seen.
Actually, Jon, it’s a fever you can sweat out.
Is this the Krusty Krab? No! @thisisryanross. Actually, Jon, this is Patrick.
Actually, Jon, nine doesn’t happen in the afternoon.
Actually, Jon, I’m not the new cancer.
Actually, Jon, pretty is a job.
Actually, Jon, I’d play the bells for you anytime.
Actually, Jon, people need to stop making “Actually, Jon” jokes including Vices and Virtues puns. We weren’t even there.
Okay, I’m dying. I can’t even. Omg. Hahahahahaha!

whenallicouldsingwassadsongs:

  • Actually, Jon, the milk was nice.
  • Actually, Jon, the poor groomsbride is not a whore, she’s a very nice lady.
  • Actually, Jon, I have heard of closing the goddamn door.
  • Actually, Jon, I don’t want to take a vacation.
  • Actually, Jon, there is a good reason these tables are numbered, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
  • Actually, Jon, I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch and a better fuck than Brendon.
  • Actually, Jon, it’s not time to dance.
  • Actually, Jon, it’s better if you don’t.
  • Actually, Jon, the song was originally called Ryan Smiles.
  • Actually, Jon, this is the shittest wedding I’ve ever seen.
  • Actually, Jon, it’s a fever you can sweat out.
  • Is this the Krusty Krab? No! @thisisryanross. Actually, Jon, this is Patrick.
  • Actually, Jon, nine doesn’t happen in the afternoon.
  • Actually, Jon, I’m not the new cancer.
  • Actually, Jon, pretty is a job.
  • Actually, Jon, I’d play the bells for you anytime.
  • Actually, Jon, people need to stop making “Actually, Jon” jokes including Vices and Virtues puns. We weren’t even there.

Okay, I’m dying. I can’t even. Omg. Hahahahahaha!